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NED

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hey so this is Mike Ross from before with the anon post and the books and memory and stuff BUT this is for something entirely different! sort of.

if I wanted to join agriculture, I ask you about that, right?

[Oh great it's the guy who gives his eyes whiplash from all the rolling and side-eyeing. Except, huh. He's not gonna gripe about more department members, so he sounds pretty neutral.]

Mm, yeah. Why do you wanna join anyway.

[Not that he isn't already sending this form.]

That's the sign-up sheet.

[ oh well if you're using voice-- ]

I need something to do and I'm not comfortable with going to security or whatever. [ he kind of gives a shrug but ned can't see that whoops ] Most people I've met from there aren't douchebags and I like that. I'm... a lawyer back home, so complete opposite but I'm a really quick study.

Is that alright?

[ he'll sign up then yup ]

[His hands are too big for those tiny little letters required for text, it takes too much time and too much effort to respond that way.]

Nah. Most of us are assholes. [Only half a joke. Be glad to get that half Mike.] Quick - hn, right. Book guy. Don't know Josias, do ya.

[ oh. suddenly negative five manliness points over here. 8( texting is fun okay. ]

A-ahaha. [ right. ] Josias? No. Should I?

[You kids and your newfangled technology, why back in his day you sent letters on horseback, blah blah blah kvetch.]

Prob'ly. He remembers fuckin' everything, too.

[ WHOA YOU SUDDENLY HAVE ALL HIS ATTENTION ]

-- Like an eidetic memory?

Maybe. He's got an implant.

[Because that explains a lot, yep.]

... An implant? What the hell's an implant?

Dunno, exactly. He can hook up to the network, play memories. Remember the pH for every plant we have growin' off the top of his head. That kind of shit.

. . . I need to talk to this guy.

Oh-oh-six-oh-oh-three. Was thinkin' about having you train with him.

[Thinking, because he's not sure Josias won't pitch a fit about it.]

Oh, I can do that. I mean, uh, talk to him? Or. Something.

-- If you want.

[ oh god trying not to jump the gun here BACKPEDALS ]

[And here he thought he was neurotic.]

Both can. Gotta make sure he won't bitch about it.

[Because as much as he likes Josias, he doesn't get him. At all.]

[ yessss beat out ned in neurosis. achievement UNLOCKED. ]

Okay, cool. That's awesome. Thanks so much.

[ SHUT UP MIKE ]

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