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[handelaar]

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[handelaar]

[His hands are too big for those tiny little letters required for text, it takes too much time and too much effort to respond that way.]

Nah. Most of us are assholes. [Only half a joke. Be glad to get that half Mike.] Quick - hn, right. Book guy. Don't know Josias, do ya.

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[fraud]

[ oh. suddenly negative five manliness points over here. 8( texting is fun okay. ]

A-ahaha. [ right. ] Josias? No. Should I?

voice;

[handelaar]

[You kids and your newfangled technology, why back in his day you sent letters on horseback, blah blah blah kvetch.]

Prob'ly. He remembers fuckin' everything, too.

voice;

[fraud]

[ WHOA YOU SUDDENLY HAVE ALL HIS ATTENTION ]

-- Like an eidetic memory?

voice;

[handelaar]

Maybe. He's got an implant.

[Because that explains a lot, yep.]

voice;

[fraud]

... An implant? What the hell's an implant?

voice;

[handelaar]

Dunno, exactly. He can hook up to the network, play memories. Remember the pH for every plant we have growin' off the top of his head. That kind of shit.

voice;

[fraud]

. . . I need to talk to this guy.

voice;

[handelaar]

Oh-oh-six-oh-oh-three. Was thinkin' about having you train with him.

[Thinking, because he's not sure Josias won't pitch a fit about it.]

voice;

[fraud]

Oh, I can do that. I mean, uh, talk to him? Or. Something.

-- If you want.

[ oh god trying not to jump the gun here BACKPEDALS ]

voice;

[handelaar]

[And here he thought he was neurotic.]

Both can. Gotta make sure he won't bitch about it.

[Because as much as he likes Josias, he doesn't get him. At all.]

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[fraud]

[ yessss beat out ned in neurosis. achievement UNLOCKED. ]

Okay, cool. That's awesome. Thanks so much.

[ SHUT UP MIKE ]