Nederland.

jaye

If you knew what good cheese was you'd agree. Just sayin'.

josias st. john

Should probably invite you for a drink sometime. Or a blunt. Whatever.

Rey

What are you even.

America | APH

YES, Captain Kirk of the Starship Goddamn Enterprise. Now straighten up, kid.

Russia | APH

We need to talk. FML.

Topher | Dollhouse

America, but better.

Tillman | Gamer

Anger management issues. Also this moron doesn't realize he's gone yet.

Hayley | Hard Candy

Nosy as hell.

Eames | Inception

Maybe I just like talking to you, Jesus.

Asato | Lamento

Catboy, you're okay.

KONOE | LAMENTO

I guess you're okay too.

JACK | NEWSIES

In debt to a pain in the ass.

CAPTAIN JACK | PIRATES

Never stepping foot in my room.

Wheatley | Portal

That first economics lesson was free.

Heather | Silent Hill 3

... fuck.

JENNA | TVD

wtf is DARE.