Naw, mate, though that'd be fucking sweet-- [--William almost looks like he's about to really properly talk about how peeing out viruses could make life easier, but then he thinks better of it, his incessant gab has caused problems before.] Dehydration affects the immune system pretty fucking directly. Lymphatic fluids-- they's what cleans the wastes out of your body, then cellular repairs, that sort of fing, all needs you to be cycling water out regular.
[Good choice William, Netherlands would probably just hang up or sit down the comms and do something else for a few minutes, leaving gabby over there with a spectacular view of a bunch of leaves or grow lights or - whatever scenery is around rn idk where he is just "oxygen gardens".
But William doesn't ramble on and Ned sits there and bites on his lip and sort-of-barely-nods, face of a man seriously listening.]
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[Raising a brow because he's pretty sure it doesn't work that way. Well. Probably.]
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Coffee and alcohol don't serve just as well, yeh?
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But William doesn't ramble on and Ned sits there and bites on his lip and sort-of-barely-nods, face of a man seriously listening.]
Like plants. Right.
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You'll drink loads of water and wee a lot then? Ovver self-care regimens as well.
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Also. The slowest brow raise.]
Wee a lot.
[Carefully recited back, in Dutch-tinted-English.]
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Wee, [he concludes, helpfully.
So not weird.]
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[Says the guy who has the most dumbshit accent ever. The look on his face says that he might be slightly amused with it all, though.]
I'll do it, yeah.
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Anyfing else to report, Mr. Lands?
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It's Nederland.
WHOOPS NO IT ISN'T NOW
And no.
[huff and disconnect.
the next day william will find agrimony on his desk though.]
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