[ Well this is awkward. Saying 'hey, I went to college!' just seems like a weak defense. ]
Admittedly, I don't know how threatening I could be if someone did need handling with security. I don't look very imposing, but I don't exactly bruise easily, and I'm a lot hardier than most people give short blondes credit for, if security is what you really need help with. I like animals, and I'd be willing to help there, too. Obviously if you need some time to think it over, or need a reference letter or something... well, I probably would have a hard time getting that, here, but I hope you'll at least think it over.
( voice ) it's fine I've been busy doing apps until my eyes have glazed over what r tags
[Ned this is what Nathan and Thranduil both meant when they said you shouldn't be a dick to people if you're a department head. Cue realization and some intense backpedaling.]
[ Her only response initially is a moment of surprised silence. She hadn't expected that kind of response so immediately. Maybe a second interview or something. That's what they prep you for, right? ]
Oh. I - okay. I can come whenever. Obviously it's not like I have much going on right now, right?
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Only threat to the plants are idiots.
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Well, I like to think I'm not an idiot.
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[j u d g i n g]
( voice ) sorry i'm basically the most scatterbrained person ever
Admittedly, I don't know how threatening I could be if someone did need handling with security. I don't look very imposing, but I don't exactly bruise easily, and I'm a lot hardier than most people give short blondes credit for, if security is what you really need help with. I like animals, and I'd be willing to help there, too. Obviously if you need some time to think it over, or need a reference letter or something... well, I probably would have a hard time getting that, here, but I hope you'll at least think it over.
( voice ) it's fine I've been busy doing apps until my eyes have glazed over what r tags
It's fine. That's good. Ah. Sign up is here.
[And link goes here.]
I can train you. Not mornings.
( voice ) /gets you new eyes
Oh. I - okay. I can come whenever. Obviously it's not like I have much going on right now, right?
[ God, Claire, just quit while you're ahead. ]
( voice ) excellent
The hell would I know.
[QUIETLY AMUSED.]