not here.

[handelaar]

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[dogbane]

[William puts his finger on his nose. Correct! Hopefully to be construed as such rather than an abortive attempt to relieve himself of boogers.]

You'll drink loads of water and wee a lot then? Ovver self-care regimens as well.

[handelaar]

[Good news: he does not think William is nosediving. Bad news: he thinks it's just William being a weirdo as usual.

Also. The slowest brow raise.]

Wee a lot.

[Carefully recited back, in Dutch-tinted-English.]

[dogbane]

Yeh, [William gestures.] Micturite. Urinate. Piss. Relieve y'self. Tap a kidney. Drain the snake. Bring a sacrifice to the porcelain alter.

Wee, [he concludes, helpfully.

So not weird.]

[handelaar]

I know. Sounds stupid.

[Says the guy who has the most dumbshit accent ever. The look on his face says that he might be slightly amused with it all, though.]

I'll do it, yeah.

[dogbane]

Good, [William replies, smiling at the other man broadly.] Awright I'm going to fuck off from network, get some work done.

Anyfing else to report, Mr. Lands?

[handelaar]

[MISTER LANDS, THOUGH.]

It's Nederland.
WHOOPS NO IT ISN'T NOW
And no.

[huff and disconnect.
the next day william will find agrimony on his desk though.]

[dogbane]

[William .]