[Uh... is that a joke. He can't tell if it is or not but either way it's not funny, makes him think of that "Canadian boyfriend" joke America always used to pull which he never entirely understood but it sure did send Canada into a blushing mess of passive-agression.]
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[know.]
Okay... Whatever.
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[Okay now he's definitely just in this for shits and giggles. Someone make him stop spending so much time around Russia.]
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[He's about to delete that and just be sensible and say "No", but accidentally winds up hitting "send" instead.
[...Fuck.]
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Hah. Hah.
[Meant to be read as if he's rolling his eyes.]
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Ha ha...
[Oh God, man, just put your communicator down and walk away or something. While you're still ahead of yourself.]
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Are you high or something
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Try maybe several whiskey shots too many.
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Just find your girlfriend next time. Unless that was a joke
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[No. No, it wasn't a joke, actually. :(
[Goddammit, Ned.]
I'll keep that in mind...