[Hear that? That's the sound of one (1) device being hurled across a tiny room. Because he is a mature, responsible adult, and only has a thousand years of attempted adulthood under his belt.
Turns out hurling tiny devices isn't nearly as satisfying as punching in faces.]
Didn't even crack...
[While he wonders over it, aloud, to himself, he's a bit too high to care about the fact that whatever he says will be transmitted.]
Wwhat the fuck wwas that?? [and if there's nothing in response with that, he'll assume it was indeed thrown and yell again,] Seriously, assfuck, wwhat the fuck!
Soooo... wwhat, you fuckin' threww your comm? Good fuckin' job, asshole, if you broke that you'd be fuckin' useless to evveryone. Wwhy the fuck wwould you punch me?
[YEP. No regrets. And, hey, he'd thrown it before. Many befores, really. It's somewhat satisfying, the ability to hurl something and not worry about it breaking. If he ever gets back to Earth, you bet he'll try to bring that technology right to Philips.]
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Bullshit.
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Turns out hurling tiny devices isn't nearly as satisfying as punching in faces.]
Didn't even crack...
[While he wonders over it, aloud, to himself, he's a bit too high to care about the fact that whatever he says will be transmitted.]
Hm.
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[Which, in his head, totally counts as an explanation. At least for now.]
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[YEP. No regrets. And, hey, he'd thrown it before. Many befores, really. It's somewhat satisfying, the ability to hurl something and not worry about it breaking. If he ever gets back to Earth, you bet he'll try to bring that technology right to Philips.]
'Cause I wanted you t'stop whining.
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sorry got smacked with a virus or idek food poisoning something
[Puh-lease.]