[ Well this is awkward. Saying 'hey, I went to college!' just seems like a weak defense. ]

Admittedly, I don't know how threatening I could be if someone did need handling with security. I don't look very imposing, but I don't exactly bruise easily, and I'm a lot hardier than most people give short blondes credit for, if security is what you really need help with. I like animals, and I'd be willing to help there, too. Obviously if you need some time to think it over, or need a reference letter or something... well, I probably would have a hard time getting that, here, but I hope you'll at least think it over.