[Video because Bilbo still hasn't quite gotten the hang of this typing business. Yes, it makes sense that one key is one letter, but it would be much faster to be able to write to someone else. Wouldn't it? Anyway, he's always been much fonder of speaking to someone aloud if the occasion allows anyway. It's pretty obvious that he still hasn't quite figured out communicator technology and how it works, but he's doing an admirable job, considering he lives in a hole in the ground, or should, if he weren't here.]

Hallo there! I've been told to reach out to you about gardening. Something to do about the agriculture department? I won't even begin to pretend to know what that's all about, but I love a good plant, and I could use to be useful for a change. Oh. My name is Bilbo. Bilbo Baggins, at your service. [Is this how it's done? Is someone meant to talk back to him? He really should have inquired further before he just launched into this message but there's hindsight for you, he supposes to himself.] Ehm. Hello?