[eridan sighs so exasperatedly it can be heard from space (HAHAAHAHAHA)]
Oh my god, wwhy am I alwways, fuckin'... gotta explain evverythin' around here, ugh. Youuuu. Are supposed t'be like. Fuckin'. Respondin' to my insults in kind, all... fuckin' tart an' shit, an' wwe're supposed to point out howw much wwe fuckin'... hate each other an' shit, evven though, okay. I don't, like, fuckin' hate you, hate you, but you're the closest I'vve got to a fuckin', like, black romance here, so I'm tryin' to keep myself from gettin'... fuckin'...
You evver talk to a bunch'a people an' start, like, talkin' about dumb shit you don't wwant to talk to an' need a pick-me-up? That's wwhat this is. [Eridan makes a kind of aghast noise.] Aww, fuck, man, I'm fuckin' usin' you. That sucks. I'd be pissed if I wwere you.
LMAO HEY ERIDAN IS NOT JUST A KID!!!!!!! hes a toddler tbh...
Oh my god, wwhy am I alwways, fuckin'... gotta explain evverythin' around here, ugh. Youuuu. Are supposed t'be like. Fuckin'. Respondin' to my insults in kind, all... fuckin' tart an' shit, an' wwe're supposed to point out howw much wwe fuckin'... hate each other an' shit, evven though, okay. I don't, like, fuckin' hate you, hate you, but you're the closest I'vve got to a fuckin', like, black romance here, so I'm tryin' to keep myself from gettin'... fuckin'...
You evver talk to a bunch'a people an' start, like, talkin' about dumb shit you don't wwant to talk to an' need a pick-me-up? That's wwhat this is. [Eridan makes a kind of aghast noise.] Aww, fuck, man, I'm fuckin' usin' you. That sucks. I'd be pissed if I wwere you.