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THE CLEAN(ISH) SECTION
Full name:  Nederland.

Age:  Balls old.  Physically late 20's after letting himself get snacked on a little.  Woo age-up.

Birthdate: July 26.

Sign: Leo.  Pffffft.

Height: 6'4" / 193cm.

Weight: 210 lb / 95 kg and ticking up.

Scars: The one on his forehead, a faded bullet scar through his left shoulder, a completely healed but still kind of nasty looking burn scar on the back of his right knee.  New ones down his neck/jaw on his left side where he almost got his face ripped off but ended up "dying" anyway.  Oops.

Piercings: Hello Kitty stud, upper ear.

Tattoos: SCI-002-026 but other than that, no.

Other bodily markings: No.

Build: Dudes he's big.  Or "considerably built" as Himaruya would say (he's called him muscular like three different times it's kind of weird).  Add to that the fact that he's usually standing straight with stupid hair and wearing both jumpsuit and scarf, and he looks even bigger.  Broad chest and shoulders, long arms and legs, narrow hips, probably most notable are that his thighs are a lot bigger than the rest of him with his calves in second place.  Which might change the more he works out and trains because more of that is upper body stuff.  Who knows.  He's been playing football, biking, swimming, and ice skating for ages, and at least has kept up the first two on the Tranq, so for now his thighs are still like "uh whoa dude your thighs" thighs.

Residence: His original room on the ship, 002-026, which hardly looks like the standard passenger room any longer except for the sterility.  One bed, one desk + chair, two dressers.  One of the closet interiors was gutted, fitted with a grow lamp and diy shelving up one side from a spare dresser, and is now used as a mini grow room.  Everything is IMMACULATE, with the exception of his rabbit's bed which moves around the room according to Lodewijk's whims, and occasionally some kind of woven grass thing meant to be a chew toy.  Seriously there's nothing out of order, nothing under the bed, everything is closed behind a closet door or tucked into a dresser drawer except for the following:  The desk has one carved wooden ashtray, which never comes close to achieving its purpose of being full of ash, and one book of poetry on it.  High-ish above it is a large sketch of the Dutch countryside (though done in a slightly Japanese style), and below that a small, overcolorful painting by Asato that... well, it tried... beside a drawing from Takeshi.  Nearer to the door but about the same heights on the wall are Mattie's shotgun and his bike below.  Because yes it had to be mounted on the wall instead of cluttering up the floor.

While it smells like drum tobacco smoke and bunny, it doesn't smell like an old ashtray or bunny litter.  There's an undercurrent of ocean and peat, sometimes.

Occupation: Agriculture.  Occupation is probably an understatement. 

Drinking? Every once in a while.  Mostly if he gets invited to the spacebar and decides to bother, if Russia wants to on the second level, or if he wants to talk to Wichita.  It's pretty rare for him to get drunk.

Smoking?

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He has smoked for like 500 years ain't nobody getting him to quit smoking.  Although getting high, well... he does it a lot more often than he used to, and for a stretch he was approaching total pothead levels, but that's settled down.  Maybe once a week, depending on the week.

Other daily habits:  CLEANING.  Not only does he clean his room obsessively but both the 002 kitchens get cleaned (or looked over, as the case may be for the one on the far end).  He either plays football or trains after work, which means that showering is a daily thing too although not necessarily... soaping... or shampooing.  There is always one-on-one time with his rabbit.

Hair:  Cut shorter on the sides and back, longer on the top, and styled up with hair wax.  Hair wax doesn't get oily or crunchy, really, but it also doesn't wash out easily without shampoo, so a lot of the time the same swipe of wax is there for a few days.  Which means he wakes up with a new and wacky hairstyle most days, and a giant mound of half-curled fluff if he shampoos it and goes to bed after.  Really everyone is lucky he styles it.

Clothes:  BOOOOOOORING.  It's less noticable on the ship where he's either in his jumpsuit, away kit, or underwear, but he only wears like four colors ever - black, blue, brown, and light tan - in whatever style is most practical at the time.  But on the ship?  Jumpsuit is the default, with his scarf and his black knee-high (because Himaruya) military boots thrown on top.  Downtime is either his black away kit, blue t-shirt and football shorts, blue t-shirt and underwear, crew issue t-shirt and underwear, just underwear, or nothing at all.  Depends on his hamper, his give a fucks that day, and if he's going to shower.  Spoilers if he's going to shower he's naked 98% of the time.  And if it's morning his give a fucks are close to nonexistent, though he generally wears underwear to bed.

Scent:  Smoke, of course, but also... The ocean and peat.  Yep.  Country life problems.  It's more noticable when he's sweating or super unshowered, otherwise he smells like a combination of smoke and Tranquility soap + shampoo.

Other notable physical details:  The eye colors in his icons are everywhere because Himaruya refuses to be consistent, oh, ever, but his eyes have been green with gold around the iris often enough that we're going with green with gold around the iris.  Similarly his hair is a very, very light, very ashy brown.  And for working in the Gardens so much he is still on the pale side.  Oh and his tanlines are absolutely ridiculous because the jumpsuit exposes the left forearm but not the right.  Like a British trucker's tan, or something.

Spoken language(s):  Whatever Nations speak, Dutch, Frisian, English, German.  Pretty decent Flemish, French, and Spanish but good luck ever catching him at it.  Enough to get the gist of too many languages to bother myself with listing language sections for nations always get ridiculous.

Voice:   Got it covered.

THE DIRTY(ISH) SECTION
Cup size/Penis size:   Once a long, long time ago, I took a poll over this on the APH Anon Meme, and out of like 25 responses my favorite was "thick enough to break a donut in half" so I choose you, donut breaker dick.



Anyway in less exciting stories the overall consensus was six inches and on the thicker side and that sounds about right to me.

Body Hair:  Eh, nothing exciting here.  He can grow a decent beard or an especially sweet-ass moustache, always has sideburns going on, but other than that it's what you'd expect.  Dude with hair, but not a hairy dude.

Size BODY TYPE preference:  There that's easier.  He likes young people, usually androgynous and willowy or slender in build.  Height doesn't matter so long as the proportions are like that.  As far as facial features go he likes more feminine or at least delicate features.  Big eyes, smaller noses, narrow chin and jaw.  Definitely no one who looks tough or has a lot of hard lines that aren't balanced out by something else, and that goes for body type too.  Hair should be shiny and grabbable.  Speaking of grabbable - he's not much of a breast guy.  Totally stomach/hip/ass/everything in that region kind of guy.  Dicks... as long as they're not too big for him to blow, basically.  Size isn't much of an issue but missing out on oral sex would upset him.

Sexual preference:   ^^^^^^ that type.  He's a nation.  They're not very concerned with sexual preferences.

Best sexual experience:   Hahaha proooobably something with Heather because he's a sap and a half.  He's had a lot of good sex, and really really hot sex, but as far as meaningful experiences go he's at the shallow end of the dream pool.  If he was given a truth serum and asked the question the first thing out of his mouth would either be the sex they had when she came back or the all-day romp they had when... she came back and Takeshi had jaunted off to medbay for a while.  There is.  A pattern here.

Worst sexual experience:   Probably some awkward one night stand with a citizen.

Partner(s):  Hold your hats he's monogamous with Miss Mason now.

How often do they have sex?  UH.  WELL.  This jump, it's a lot.  He's got a bad case of the new-couple-let's-fuck-like-rabbits thing going on.  Even though they first hooked up a while ago.  gj ned.

Preferred method of sex:   Right now?  So, so not picky.  Normally he's bossy as shit, if that's a preference.  Usually wants to include oral sex in some way and doesn't mind if it means they never get around to anything else.  Oh and he finds it hard to get off in total darkness, he starts worrying something will go wrong or someone will get hurt and most of the time it ends with either the lights back on or him totally losing his erection.  Really likes to do it while high, especially if he can schedule it so that there's plenty of time for a nap or round two or both.

Favorite position?  lmao does facesitting count or is that cheating...  Eh, he likes most of them as long as they don't involve a lot of work to get into them in the first place.  Anything that can slide from foreplay to sex is fine by him.  If it takes so long it messes up the groove or you have to whip out a chart for it?  Nope.

Underwear:  Crew-issue, black.

Number one fantasy:  This is so sappy oh my gosh.  Right now it's a lot of safety and mushiness and family things he's been focused on, smashed with his missing of home and a very deep guilt about liking his role as a Tranq citizen even if he hates the tq itself.  tl;dr normal citizen life as a normal citizen back home and he and Heather get a little too hot and heavy out in public and the worst they have to worry about is getting caught at it.  Or getting caught by Takeshi oh my god.

Sensitive areas:  Ears, his scar, the back of his neck where it meets his back, inner forearms near the wrists, stomach, testicles and not just if you kick them.  Lower back in that it's ticklish.  Kind of his collarbone area, not like the rest though.

No-no places/triggers:   Don't touch his hair.  Just don't.  Also asking about his scars puts a damper on things.

Favorite place to have sex:  If it's Heather, his room.  If it's someone else, their place.  If he had a way to pull it off, the Gardens.

Something they want to try but haven't before:  Oh I just answered that.

Favorite kinks/sex acts:  Public sex, outdoor sex, oral sex.  Marking, now, for sure.  If he didn't think it'd hurt he'd try to leave fingerprints too but pain is definitely not on his kink list.  Sometimes breathplay.  Teasing even if he doesn't realize it.  Jailbait :|  He realizes that one :|

Oooh here we are old entry copy and paste, first tier followed by second tier:

Drug/Alcohol Use

Smoking
Marking

Teasing

Biting

Fighting/Wrestling but nothing hurtful
Exhibitionism

Cunnilingus (Giving)

Hair Pulling

Kissing
Licking

Scratching, though mostly being scratched

Begging
Breath Control
Degradation*
Humiliation*
Immobilization*

Orgasm Control/Denial Physical Restraints Pleasure Control/Denial

Choking

Face-sitting

Face-slapping

*If he really trusts the person

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Anal Sex (Receiving)

 

Breast/Nipple Play if the other person is into it

Frotting
Handjobs/Fingerjobs

Fellatio (Giving)

Rimming (Giving)
Stockings
Casual sex
Inexperienced Partners
Light/Medium bondage
Pegging*
Dual masturbation
Oral Sex (Receiving)
Prostitution
Sex Toys 
Face-Fucking
Gags *  
Tickling*

Sleep naked or in pajamas?  Just underwear 75% of the time.

Masturbation:   Before he goes to bed, most days. 

Toys y/n?  Y, surprisingly enough.  Even if he hates shelling out he's into novelty and efficiency, and hey, if a toy can do the job better than he can (or at least move things along) then he's for it.

Turn-ons:  Scroll up, think we've got that covered.

What was their first time like?  With a citizen, it was a woman at some port of call while he was busy sailing around the world discovering shit taking names blah blah.  As funny as it would be to say he got an std and died, it was just... alright.  Of course that's looking back on it.  At the time it was awesome living through puberty for centuries sucks ass and for a while after that he tried to pick up someone at every port of call.


And then he got an std and died.

Also his first nation was France :D  He's taking that one to the grave :D

After-sex habits:   Throw away condom.  Smoke.  Sometimes shoot off some more lighthearted conversation, sometimes change the sheets, sometimes cuddle.  On the rare occassion he just conks right out afterward.

Anything else?  NO I'M SLEEPY.